Friday, April 17, 2009

Do you wish you could go back to some other time ?


Do you wish you could turn back time ?
Or do you wish you jump back to a spot in your past ?
Do you regret any moment you had ?
Do you think you wanna dig out memories from that sea so vast ?

Does a tear bother you
When a thought haunts your mind ?
Does your head want to go under the blanket
Or do you want to look up and do a memory find ?

Time teaches all they say, the wise
It subdues all your worries and shuts all your cries
Your cries which no one hears anymore
Your tears ultimately dry on the floor

So wake up now and let the world know
There is nothing in this world that you regret anymore
The decision was yours then, and you don't want to turn back time
Though your mind still thinks of the past, its certainly not a crime

Love your present and never "I don't have time" you say 
There is only so much time in this life on our way
Every moment, make the most out of it
And then you'll see all the brightest candles lit

On your journey, till the end of time
And your vivacity will remain at its prime
Love every tick of the twinkling triviality
You'll stop living in dreams, and love your reality

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Thursday treat :)

Ah that raised my heartbeat
While I was on that seat
When you held my eyes
That was such a treat !

Of not seeing you lately
I was getting tired
Finally today was the day
When my boredom got fired !

Halalooya.... what a phrase indeed
Just sitting there sipping coffee
I get exactly what I need
A look from you and today even a "Whatsup ?"
Aah !! Was it a dream ? I just dint wanna wake up !

Why dont more often we cross our way ?
Why isnt a word more than whatsup you can say ?
Why dont I get such more treats ?
Why cant I call everyday a Thursday :)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

He was a Jerk !


He was a jerk

Who didnt deserve your heart
You'll find such in dozens
Just walk into Wall Mart

Dont waste your time
Your time so precious
Wish he gets some brains
just a little bit, good gracious

How such people exist is a total mystery to me
"Me" is all they think of, they dont care of "We"
Slap him on the face the next time you see him
He probably doesnt deserve that either, just let it dim

Sleep over it, all in one night
Puke it out if you wish, hold your stomach tight
Let the poison out, out for good
Awesome then you'll feel, and chilled you should.

Let these memories die which bother you if
Ask yourself, did it even make a diff ?
One day you'll recollect "Ah ! Its been a while"
You'll laugh over your tears, and give yourself a smile.

"....Nau Paitis ki dheemi local."....(NPKDL)


"Ting ting ting ting
 Ting ting ting ting"

My alarm yelled on and on
Oh God Noo ! Is it already morn !
Why couldn't the sun sleep for a while more
Its just eight and I still feel sore.

The sun's got no work, but I certainly do
I still have to wake up and go to the loo
Never mind then, let the sun shine
I'm off for half an hour more, so I don't whine

DaRn ! Whhaatt ? The clock just nine'd !
Mom's been waking me up ever since we dined.
I'll brush my teeth, forget the shower.....well !
Oh God, am I going to miss my NPKDL ?

"Auto...Auto..." I shout on the street
Ouch ! What the heck, she just stamped my feet !
"Station chaloge ?".....for an answer I dont care
Not to take me there, he better not dare !

Honking and honking we just about reach
"Abe dekh ke chala.." Why does he preach !
"Bhaiyya jaldi chalo.."....still thinking can I tell..!
God oh God ! I hope I dont miss my NPKDL !

Nine bucks and fifty paise
One buck extra today...."Kyah ? Kaise ??"
Ten rupee note I take out from my bag pack
Fifty paise left, he just wont give me back !!

Damn these rickshaw wala's totally useless
I wish I'd slept for just half an hour less.....
Seven minutes in the ticket line, five walking in that crowded hell...
Its 9.35 already, oh I hope I don't miss my NPKDL

Wait baby wait, I'm still on my way
I said I'm sorry, don't you go away !
Push and rush, oops someone fell....
Ouch .....Ouch....Phew ! Just reached..
Ah !! There comes my red beauty, my NPKDL :)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Miss United Kapoor

You made our lives miserable
You realized it never
You created fights between kids and moms
Did you think about it ever ?

All you thought of was extra marital marriages
All you thought was 10 cars in garages
All such crap just unrealistic non sense
Made the air in the living room more and more tense

Right from eight stretched till twelve
Do you have some better work at all to sell ?
Only mother-in-laws cursing away
And daughter-in-laws crying away
Every husband has a tenth wife
And every mistress comes with a knife.
Every grandma cries over her life
All the teens are over a strife

Why dont your thoughts go beyond such crap ?
Why dont you think of a realistic map ?
Get a life lady along with your bro
Stop torturing people to and fro.

Let your dad know he's got old now
Tell him to stop it and please take a bow
Your mom gets tagged alongwith you
Does she do anything, or she has no clue ?

Of your torturing soaps
That make a messy life
Don't we have our own problems
Why should we bother crying over your extra wives ?

Our moms live in a fictional world
That bull on star plus they all believe, what can I say !
Your stupid soaps get a tear in their eye
That's how everyday they have their way.

Television is not for you, do you realize ?
Take a deep breath and go get a life
Please take your family along all of them who bore
Miss United Kapoor = non sense to the core.

Shanta bai...

This comes from deep within my heart..

A letter to my Shanta bai...

Every evening back from work
The dry stinky dishes and bad bins
Remind me of who ? Can you guess why ?
Yep you're right, my darling Shanta bai....

The detergent's over and the clothes still sweaty
You were the only in the house who was witty
To get 3 cans all at once of washing soap
While I was sleeping you dried my clothes on that rope

Over my head when the water dripped
I yelled and screamed and pulled the clothes clipped
You still wouldn't listen and the water went all over the floor
As soon as I woke up, there I slipped.

You laughed then and there was no other war
That I longed to fight, but with you
I felt like punching your nose
Sometimes, I considered even killing you.

Jhaadu and Pohcha and the fan got shut
in that hot and humid weather, my room felt like a hut
I loved the dust and I hated you so much
You complained to mom, I wished I could hit you as such.

But now every night when I do the dishes 
When Vaccuming sucks, there are no more wishes
No one cooks and I eat rotis frozen 
I've got your trait, I get them in a dozen

When the body aches call for iodex
That bad sprain that I get in my neck
When I bend down and back up my oh my
Do I miss you or what, Shanta bai !

Arz hai....


 
Huzoor ne daad naa di toh kya
Fir bhi arz hai...
Aap ko lubhaana
Toh aaj kal humaara farz hai...
 
Toh Aap par Arz hai.....
 
Roz roz yun elevator mein aya na karo
Fir paanchve maale pe yun darwaaze se bahar jaaya na karo
Aap ko roz dekhna ek aisa karz hai
Ki Arz hai....
 
Is duniya ki khoobsurati pe chaar chaand lag jaayenge
Kabhi ruk gaye aap ek floor aur
Naa ruke toh bhi kya
Fir se chale jaane ke liye aaya karo
Ki is dil ke register mein woh floor number yun darj hai
Ki Arz hai....
 
Aapke office ke floor pe joh kitchen hai
Wahan roz roz aakar ek hi aarzoo karte hain hum
Aap kahin mil jaaye kabhi
Naa mile fir bhi, kya harj hai
Toh bus yuhin Arz hai....
 
Aap ko bhulana aaj kal raaton ko
Ho raha hai thoda sa mushkil zaroor
Kabhi mudkar sapne mein toh dekhiye is taraf
Bas ho na jaayiye is tarah magroor
Aap ko sochna toh ab humara farz hai
Toh bas yuhin keh diya humne.....
Aadab Arz hai....